日子就这么地过了两天,似乎那人也不清楚我偷偷地在点名单上动的那一点小手脚,反正我就是一个打酱油路过的娃,甚安全。                                                                                                             周五的晚上,通常nv生寝室都会处于一种躁动不安的氛围内,尤其是那大一刚进校的菜鸟。                                                                                                             在z大,有个不成文的习惯,每周五晚上六点半开始,师生活动中心的五楼会都会一个舞会。                                                                                                             在刚进学校的时候,我也曾经是舞会的ai好分子。                                                                                                             没办法,那个时候多少还带着点萝莉气息,还做着在舞会上遇见一个白马王子型号的人物,他能够执起我的手,翩翩起舞。                                                                                                             等到在学校混了一个月之后,我不得不承认,幻想很美好,现实忒残酷,会在舞会上出现的,绝对不是王子,顶多就是白马而已。                                                                                                             所以现在的我,练就了面对舞会心如止水的地步。                                                                                                             “阿墨,你觉得那件好看?”                                                                                                             沈依依一手抓着一件衣服,在自己身上b划着,一边回过了头瞅着我问着。                                                                                                             对于沈依依来说,周末日,约会日。今天晚上的她打算和她家小亮子去压马路,也真为难她在九月初这种还处于三十来度高温天气还有心情逛街。                                                                                                             “什么都不穿最好。”                                                                                                             我哼唧着,把摆在自己书桌上的小电风扇开到最大档,这么热的天,不管白天还是晚上,走的都是sh身路线,有穿等于没穿。                                                                                                             “阿墨,你越来越猥琐了!”沈依依脸一红,斥了我一声,小nv儿家的娇羞状态十足。                                                                                                             我哼了哼,少年不流氓,发育不正常么!不过依依和亮哥的发展看着真让人眼红妒忌啊,尤其在我这种单身贵族的眼中,绝对的红果果。                                                                                                             “阿墨!”                                                                                                             平地乍起一声雷,半掩的房间门被人刷地一下推开,砰地一下撞到墙面上,发出一声巨响。                                                                                                             赵倩走了进来,额头上溢出一层薄汗,有些气急败坏。                                                                                                             “嘛事?!”                                                                                                             我回头瞅她,有些心疼寝室的门,推坏了我可不打算赔。                                                                                                             “你上一次帮我去点的计算机班的名,有个人说他明明来上课的,可是在布告栏上的通告批评上却有他的名字,你是不是ga0错了?”                                                                                                             赵倩有些焦急地问着。                                                                                                             听赵倩这么一说,基本上不用猜,我就知道那个人是谁了,居然还真的找上门来了!                                                                                                             我居然忘记了,通告批评那回事要到周末才揭晓,还真的以为自己做的小手脚没有人知道而沾沾自喜,实在是太愚蠢了!                                                                                                             看吧,现在对方找上门算账了吧!                                                                                                             我把脑袋往着书桌上一埋,开始装柔弱装生病,“我头疼,我什么都不知道。”                                                                                                             这黑锅,赵倩姐姐你还是背了算了。                                                                                                             o(╯□╰)o                                                                                                             赵倩姐姐看我的眼神瞬间变成恨不能把我送去人道毁灭了。                                                                                                             “阿墨,可真有你的!”赵倩怒极反笑,“你好歹也给我吱个声先,就算背黑锅姐姐我也认了,反正也不是什么大不了的事情。人家现在就在楼下守着要给个说法呢!”                                                                                                             “他说我的x一手不能掌握……”我期期艾艾,万分委屈地开口,“然后我就小心眼地扯了他后腿。”                                                                                                             我觉得只是礼尚往来而已,这不怪我,真的!                                                                                                             赵倩扫了我的x两眼,那眼神就像是锐利的手术刀,割开衣服割那两坨脂肪,割完一刀又一刀,可惜就是不能把它们真的给割掉。                                                                                                             “那人可是帅哥,赵倩姐姐你顺带看看能不能解决了你的终身大事,回头记得给我媒人红包。”我捧着一张老脸在那边装可ai讨好,十足的不知羞愧为何物。                                                                                                             赵倩瞪了我一眼,然后又蹭蹭蹭地出去了。                                                                                                             我急忙把手上的那一杯泡面往着桌子上一放,跑yan台去了。                                                                                                             我们寝室位于六楼,地理位置得天独厚,朝南方向,全年接受yan光的洗礼,冬天的时候搬凳子出来还能一边晒太yan一边玩斗地主。                                                                                                             我趴在yan台上,低头往着寝室门口看。                                                                                                             夏末微凉,六点多的时候天还光亮无b,天空中一片se彩斑斓的火烧云,寝室门口有不少人来来往往,也有男生在楼下驻足等候,可是只消一眼,我就瞧见小白脸君李澈的位子。                                                                                                             他依靠在一颗水杉树上,白衬衫,白k子,白球鞋,一头碎发略长,却很服帖,那小模样看上去还真的是挺有校园偶像的feel。                                                                                                             我的心又开始danyan了。                                                                                                             你说长相好看的人怎么就有那么一个恶劣的x格呢,果然上帝是公平的啊!                                                                                                             赵倩出了寝室门,往着小白脸君方向而去,而那他却像是不经意一样往着我这边瞟了一眼。                                                                                                             我像是一个小偷一样急忙地蹲下了身去,他只是瞟一眼而已,应该不可能看见的,我想。                                                                                                             “阿墨,电话!”沈依依在屋子里头叫了一声。                                                                                                             “诶……”                                                                                                             我应着,急忙往着屋子里头蹿。                                                                                                             手机在书桌上一直不停滴响着,因为震动而发出“嗤嗤嗤”的声响,我拿起手机一看,屏幕上显示的是赵倩的电话。                                                                                                             不是吧?                                                                                                             我小心翼翼地按下了接听键,还没等我开口,赵倩的怒声就迎面而来了,宛如海啸。                                                                                                             “你给我滚下来!”(╰_╯)#                                                                                                             我哀号一声,天要亡我!                                                                                                             磨磨唧唧地,我花了十分钟的时间才从楼上下来了,李澈依旧维持着靠在水杉树上那装b的姿势,看的我没蛋都还是疼了。                                                                                                             在他的旁边还站着一个没见过的男生,小模样长的也挺好看的,不过和小白脸君一b,自然差了点,虽然不至于一个天上一个地下,但是有时候差之毫厘谬以千里,在容貌上大概也是可以适用的,你想想,在飞利浦旁边放了一个国产电灯泡,这种感觉总是有点不一样的。                                                                                                             见到我来,小白脸君嘴边起了笑,那小眼神瞅的我心底直发虚。                                                                                                             赵倩站在一边,一双眸子也盯着我看着。                                                                                                             不就是我小心眼了一下么,至于么,至于么……                                                                                                             我低头开始用脚上的拖鞋蹭地面,突然发现自己脚上那一双还有着维尼熊的头像的拖鞋,多少还是有点怂的,早知道就应该就应该换一双鞋子再下来的。                                                                                                             “终于肯出现了?赵倩?”                                                                                                             小白脸君那略显薄凉而又透着一gu子慵懒味道的声音响了起来。                                                                                                             这丫的明明就是故意的!                                                                                                             我抬眼偷偷看了一下赵倩,果然她的脸se很黑,就像是她要背负的黑锅一样,黑的彻底。                                                                                                             “啊,错了,不应该叫你赵倩的。”小白脸君懒洋洋的声音又响起,“话说,到底谁是赵倩来着?”                                                                                                             这丫的是故意的,明知故问。                                                                                                             但是现在的我自知理亏与人,自然不敢揭竿而起,只能夹着尾巴做人,伸手指了指站在一边的赵倩,承认自己是山寨。                                                                                                             “同学,别得寸进尺啊,这一次的确是我们不对,现在我们向你道歉,我会向学生科反应这一次的事情,会发道歉和撤销对你的通告批评,你觉得怎么样!”                                                                                                             赵倩似乎有点听不下去了,声音凛然很有在学生科混的范儿,瞧这危机处理的多专业化,我星星眼地往着,只差没有整个人往着她身后缩过去,寻求赵倩姐姐的保护了。                                                                                                             有时候nv人b男人还爷们,这句话还真不是吹嘘的。                                                                                                             李澈和那个站在一边一声不吭的国产灯泡互看了一眼,后者挑了挑眉。                                                                                                             “那行,”李澈点了点头,表示对于这个处理还算满意,“这事就这么算了吧!”                                                                                                             嘤嘤嘤嘤,完美解决,果然是赵倩姐姐出马,谁与争锋!                                                                                                             我得瑟地准备转身回宿舍楼上,这么热的天气,没有空调没有电扇,绝对活不下去的!                                                                                                             但是还没等我跨出一步,脖子后头就已经是被人揪住了,他的手温度不高,有点冰凉,像是冰凉的蛇一样,害我**皮疙瘩瞬间起了一身。                                                                                                             我挣脱开他的爪子,m着自己的颈后,瞪着眼前的男生。                                                                                                             “话说,你是不是应该也道个歉?”小白脸君看着我,问着。                                                                                                             擦!                                                                                                             有话就不能好好说么,非要动手动脚么!                                                                                                             我瞪着李澈,赵倩推了推我的手臂,示意我还是道个歉了事算了。                                                                                                             算了,姐姐我能伸能屈。                                                                                                             “对……”还没等我开口,小白脸又开口了,“怎么说也得请客吃顿饭来赔罪不是?”                                                                                                             嘤嘤嘤嘤,居然还敲诈我?                                                                                                             我回头看着赵倩,一脸可怜巴巴的样子,他居然敲诈我!                                                                                                             赵倩闭上了眼睛,当做什么都没有看见,用行动来默认。                                                                                                             我回头,带着讨好的商量。                                                                                                             “食堂成不?!”                                                                                                             小白脸哼了两声,回答很明显,不行!                                                                                                             这个世界实在太黑暗了!                                                                                                             小白脸李澈选的地方是z大北门的一条小吃街,各se各样的食物都有,当然更加不缺的是小饭馆。                                                                                                             在他哼唧着坚决不去物美价廉的食堂的时候,我就知道,这丫的绝对不肯屈就一碗馄饨或者一份快餐就能解决一顿的地方,捏了捏口袋里面的钱,我觉得有点悲剧。                                                                                                             我身上只有六十二块钱,下楼来的我身上带了手机,k子口袋里面只有十二块钱,另外一张五十块的,还是赵倩友情赞助的。                                                                                                             要是等会不够的话,会不会真的留我在那边刷盘子啊?我想。                                                                                                             “怎么了,还不乐意?”李澈看了我一眼,嘴角上的笑容y险了许多,“啊啊,你说去吃韩国料理在怎么样?要不,日本寿司?”                                                                                                             我捏紧了口袋里面的钱,内牛满面,你个崇洋媚外的剑南春啊!
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